• Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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    I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

  • figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

  • year 3000
    “daddy, whats this?”
    “ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha.”

  • im an alumni of Our Lady of Endless Dick Jokes

  • graduated top of my class in Topping My Class

  • Got that Valedicktorian cock rawdogging my slutatorian boyfriend

  • Went to semenary school to learn how to tell lots of people to get on their knees and pray

  • They try to promote me from Dickon to priest but that would require me to put on a roman collar and i'm staunchly pro-killing the pope so I go back to college to get my confirmed bachelor's degree in lounging around insouciantly with a double major in seducing sons away from christ's embrace

  • this being ex-Catholic shit is so fucking easy

  • Larian studios really said "We are going to create a Baldur's Gate that is SO queer"

    Everyone is romanceable, regardless of gender. You can have he/him, she/her, or they/them pronouns and none of those are tied to what body type or genitals you have (both of which you can pick, independently of each other). The daughter of a literal god who teams up with you is like "me and my girlfriend need to go kiss for 100 years now brb". Every other npc in Baldur's Gate will casually mention their same sex partners. The ringleader of the planes hopping circus is heavily implied to be a trans woman. One person who can join you gets captured multiple times and travels the world, all to save a man he loves.


    It's everywhere and it just...is. There's no stopping the plot for the game devs to pat themselves on the back for including a "diverse" character. There's no dialogue option to have a character spoon feed you the idea that they could be interested in the same gender. There's no casual homophobia. No constant casual sexual harassment towards your character just because you chose the "female" option.

    And it's so varied. One queer romance is about doing everything to save the other and the reunion is a beautiful kiss. Another is being completely shot down by someone they risked so much for. A man in the streets will say "Get a load of my husband. Such a piece of work. And I'm the one who fell for the blockhead". It doesn't feel cheap if a queer character dies or is a terrible person or if their romance story falls apart completely, because there are just so many. Honestly, that goes for a lot of things in the game, diversity-wise. It's just really nice.

  • horses going to the locker rooms after a harrowing battle in which their riders all died from spears to the head and theyre like whipping eachother playfully with the towels and squirting water at eachother

  • A new way to navigate Tumblr

    If you use Tumblr on a web browser, you might have noticed us testing a brand new navigation on your dashboard in the last month. Now, after some extensive tweaks, we’ve begun rolling out this new dashboard navigation to everyone using a web browser. Welcome to the new world. It’s very like the old world, just in a different layout.

    Why are we doing this? We want it to be as easy as possible for everyone to understand and explore what’s happening on Tumblr—newbies and seasoned travelers alike.

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    Labels over icons: When adding something new to Tumblr in the past, we’d simply add a new icon to our navigation with little further explanation. Turns out no one likes to press a button when they don’t know what it does. So now, where there’s space, the navigation includes text labels. Since adding these, we’ve noticed more of you venturing to previously unexplored corners of Tumblr. Intrepid!

    What’s already been fixed? Thanks to feedback from folks during the testing phase, we’ve been able to make some improvements right out of the gate. Those include returning settings subpages (Account, Dashboard, etc.) to the right of the settings page instead of having them in an expandable item in the navigation on the left; fixing some issues with messaging windows on smaller screens; and streamlining the Account section to make it easier to get to your blogs.

    What’s next? We’re looking into making a collapsible version of this navigation and improving the use of screen space for those of you with enormous screens. We’re also working on improving access to your account and sideblogs.

    That’s all for now, folks. For questions and suggestions, contact Support using the “Feedback” category. Please select the “Report a bug or crash” category on the support form for technical issues. And keep an eye out for more updates here on @changes.

  • LMAO THEY HAD TO DISABLE REPLIES

  • Literally everyone hated this shit the second it came out and they shielded themselves vy saying "well we may change it depending on user feedback :)" but they haven't changed anything and just released it as-is.

    Anyway get the Stylus browser extension (for firefox & chrome) and the old theme userstyle to get your dash back in order

  • can confirm: i got the old dashboard back with this

  • share to save a life

  • Friendly reminder that even if the Percy Jackson teaser looks amazing and it talks to our inner child and ofc we have all the right in the world to like it, we shouldn't forget about the wga strike. I don't wanna ruin the party, on the contrary.I'm SO excited for the show…. but its good to also remember what its happening on the real world.

    This is just a reminder.Both excitement for the show and concern for the real people can coexist. Don't forget about neither… and if you can, always consider piracy

  • Do not pirate if you would not normally!

    "SAG-AFTRA hasn’t called for consumers to stop streaming or avoid new movies in theaters.

    Keeping the streamers’ income and viewership up gives the union leverage to ask for higher revenue stakes and residuals for the actors and writers. By canceling subscriptions to these streaming services, consumers would inadvertently be providing the streamers with more power to lowball the union when they return to the negotiating table"

    I know it sounds backwards but please listen to what the unions tell you and don't take it into your own hands — they know what they're doing!